What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.