Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Jazz Duets.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...