Disorient Jokes

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.