Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!