Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).