What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.