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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.