Ex-Benedict.
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Ex-Benedict
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
He just couldn't hold it any longer.
Your ex!
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Pope.
Papa-wheelie!