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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

['hip', 'hip']

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."