Colombian Jokes

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.