Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.