Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook