Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain