What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Weeeeeeeeee Jokes More Weeeeeeeeee Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!