What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!