What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Weeeeeeeeee Jokes More Weeeeeeeeee Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!