What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip