What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.