New Zealanders Jokes

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

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Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

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Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Crystal Ball Jokes More Crystal Ball Jokes

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling