New Zealanders Jokes

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

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Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Gypsy Jokes More Gypsy Jokes

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden