Why did the computer need Viagra?

Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk.

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy