Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.