Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Oscar Joke Jokes More Oscar Joke Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Puddle Jokes More Puddle Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"