Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

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How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family