Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
A self-cleaning coven.
Add your laundry.
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
Two, as always.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
