What's the difference between a beaver and a deer?

The deer has a bigger beaver

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah