What's the difference between a beaver and a deer?

The deer has a bigger beaver

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.