Hire a hitman
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because theyre always wacking guys off....
Trigger*nometry
Wannabee Wahhabi.
asked every guy under 30.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
Like a glove.
Both of them.
Because the ends justify the memes
A baby with a punctured lung
Egyptian dummies.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
