Hitman Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..