When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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