When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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