When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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I came early.

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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By thinking outside the box

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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