Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...