Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

DATA EXPUNGED

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Bowling Jokes More Bowling Jokes

What is a soup-lover's favorite sport?

Bowling

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess