Which part of an eagle is the hardest?

The pecker.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.