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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.