Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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Sue she

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Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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Because he's Russian

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.