Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

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Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

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