Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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A Pink Car Nation!

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When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.