Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.