Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.