Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

You might also enjoy:

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. )

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman