What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

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What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.