What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.