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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.