Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.