Kind Jokes

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Mussel cars.

Scholar ships!

Vitamin "D".

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

The cast-a-net.

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

An anonimouse

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

2 large planes

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

The Leprenomichaun.

Hammerheads!

Financial aids ! !

Kellog's All Brain

anything with curry in it.

A super-fish-oil wound

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

A paint Bernard!

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Bayer Asprin

No it is not r/shadow removed

The ones with Jam in

A mumble-bee.

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Audi *tips hat*

A scapegoat.

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

An Appaloosa!

Engineers (engine ears).

An XO skeleton"

One with everything.

Bottled Waddle.

Jail-birds !

A hammeredhead

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

methamphibians.

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Mooooootorcycles!

A. Engineers.

denim denim denim...

Overstuffed.

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

Brigham Young"

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Thunderwear.

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

A misogenie.

A Holly Davidson!

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

An accountant !

Ketchup baseball!

Any girl named Patty!

A "casual tea"

A short one!

A fastball - a sizzler.

Gummi bears. )

On crotches...

Crabs on your organ.

Because they love torrents.

What's Kraken

I pity the full!

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

That's a Moray.

A fish tank !

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Kind Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

What kind of bird opens doors ?

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

What kind of math do owls like?

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

What kind of money does Mario use?

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

What kind of fun does a priest have?

What kind of aids he got?

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

What kind of bar do fish go to?

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

What kind of hair do oceans have?

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

What kind of bird can write?

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

What kind of flower grows on your face?

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

What kind of body do you want to have?

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

What kind of medicine do bears take?

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

What kind of bee can never be understood?

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

What kind of music do you like?

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

What kind of currency do they use in space?

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

What kind of cheese?

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

What kind of ears do trains have?

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

What kind of skeleton are you?

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

What kind of water do ducks drink?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

What kind of shark is always drunk?

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

What kind of car drives over water?

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

What kind of memes do Germans like?

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ?

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?