Ollamacare
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
A gras shopper.
A pig up truck
Super Bait
A glowberman pinscher!
A high rise
A paper jam.
Rubbit, rubbit.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Cauliflowers!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
Funicula
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Eski-moos!
Pilates
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.
Net profits !
A clockshund!
Poll dancing!
Shelfies.
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
Sneakers
A little plaque.
A plain bagel.
A stega-snore-us.
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
MOODOO.
Nep-tunes.
Boo jeans.
A palm tree!
Heavy metal.
He wanted tequila.
Cause Tony Scott did it first.
Because he looked pretty seedy!
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
A buck an ear.
It's in their beehavior.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Two cents
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
To render buildings on the other side
A pterrorist
They lack vitamin D
Vitamin "D".
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
Swab the deck!
