A DOH-berman!
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A hobbitat
A deep friar.
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
Herp-n-derp-es
The Iguanodon
Yours.
Triple Eh's.
Dumb ones!
Industrial Metal
Oil of Ole'
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HIP HOP
A Crane.
A TOR pedo.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
A whinecologist.
Ruth-less.
A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.
Planters.
Cashews.
No sound at all, the D is silent
An issue.
The satchel charge.
Little seizures.
Tuna Fey.
Chirpies. :-)
A Cruci-fixie.
A drizzley bear.
Denim denim denim.
The kind that has multi ply's.
a salad-manager
Ones with an obtuse angle.
An algae bra.
A Dell
None, they go commando.
A polar bear.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
A line of marathon runners
The MOMbo.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
mainly SMALL ARMS.
Propertea
Cirque d'Olay
bettas
Denim denim denim p
Abandonment.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Oh, the huge-manatee
The porbeagle.
Denim Denim Denim.
Circuit training.
Mascarpone!
Camembert!
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
A hot air baboon!
Mahalo bro lights.
A URLologist.
A safe robbery.
A bull dog !
Arab spring
Fi-Do!
An amoeboo!
A plutocracy
One with a cemetery plot.
A mumble bee !
FLAC jackets
Windshield vipers.
Heman-giomas
Garden hose.
OC A parka, son.
Plain.
Shellfies
A: Saddle-lite TV
A guard dog !
A: An adder.
A herring aid !
A bahumbug!
A crab apple.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
None, he just has some WATAH!
A: An inj-oink-tion.
An oncologist.
A 2na
Elton John in a coma.
A cantaloupe.
A mouse organ !
A duck. ... with hiccups.
Reptiles !
Pilatte
T-shoes!
Liberty
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
A dead one...
A palm tree.
The bogeyman.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Underlay! Underlay!
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
Thank you very much, sir.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
That's a Moray.
A docktor.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
A boa constructor.
On a piece rate.
Finding crabs on your organ.
A crustacean.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Two, and often from the same person.
I can't make a vitamin
PP Up.
