A plain bagel.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Rolls-Royce.
Plymouth Rock
Elon Musk
Sneakers.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
A hot dog
A Cadillac.
An obliga-tree.
A Dead End.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Dad jokes.
Decom-pose.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
Toilet trees.
culosis.
Refractions
Tenants.
Hose.
A sturgeon.
They're huge metal fans.
Carry OK
Shoepremacy.
Weeding
Battered shrimp.
A shotgun mic!
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Astro-knots.
Shartonnay
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A mushroom.
Denim Denim. Denim
an ill eagle
Edam.
A dogwood
PokMongoDB
Mosqui-toes
rated movies.
An Ex-Man.
The Moo York Times
Euca-lipton
FINNISH HYMN!
A toy-
It's a beta blocker
Cottage cheese.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A spaniel.
A swallow
A palm tree
A Christler.
An acrobat.
Steppenwolf
Pro-state cancer.
A Toy-Yoda
Nun
Make it Tso's Number One."
Crossfit
The Spanish Inquisition.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Fruit of the tomb
One that gets you an oscar
A degree in law.
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Because they use extra hops
17/38
In-ya-window
A Dell.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
A Li-ion battery.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Hypertrophy!
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Natalie Wood.
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
Neck-romance-y.
A Biplane.
Rib-bed
Mascarpone
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Denim, denim, denim.
Two plains.
Arrr'n'B
Cashews.
Medium Pizzas
sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)
Pop music.
An Oncologist
None because they go barefoot.
A La-Barad-dr
Mabul cake.
A Dell
2 Na!
2 na
A GHETTOrade
Reality. I'll show myself out now...
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Spring water
French press
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!
That's a moray!
It's a Moray."
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
On crotches.
Use your test tickles
It's just what we tend to do
Raisin' Bran.
Through the Hodor
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
Shoot before he hits the water.
Put it in water
When it's piping hot.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
Hard cheese.
Doctors without boarders.
They BURy it
