Pedants !
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
A Hyundai.
Just look at that bird!
A Bronte-saurus.
Humiditea.
Always.
2 Na
Olive them
Pilot whales!
A Dell
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A symphony
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
A dogwood!!
Swish cheese.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Hop rods.
A: Key limes.
Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is
Pulp Fiction
Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
Triggernometry
Barq's Root Beer.
Squawky-talkies!
A: Rep Tiles
Fang mail.
Raggaeneration.
A zoo-t suit!
A crayant !
Cottontales
Diddly-squats.
Firewood.
1%
a manual.
A fjord
Baby cedar
A roundhouse.
All of them"
A dictatorship. *sobs*
A Bay-gull
boo bees
A dumbbell.
A pocket watch.
A Columbus.
A seahorse !
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
A Dell.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
A salt rifle.
Diddly-squats
Vel-crows
A: A buzzness suit!
Boo Jeans
Amputee
Diddily-squats.
A property
An account*ant*.
A wet one.
Quantum Mechanics.
A: A counter spy.
PokeMongoDB
Wind O's
An AT-STD.
dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
A shooting star!
Engineers
A blinkin' light
A bud hound !
A skeleton key.
Quack.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
A: A-cue-stick.
White Infidel.
Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here
Pecan, typically.
A saxophone.
BOOgatti!
A shih tzu
Coffin medicine.
Shellfies
A: An oinkjet.
Clogs.
Loafers.
Pig's tie !
Wavy !
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
Birds of Pray
LemonAIDS
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
The snort quack.
A Sandy Hook.
Rub-a-dubstep!
Fang letters !
scubGodivas.
Non-prophet.
A: Capital letters.
Any kind of moosic you like !
A swallow.
Mash-scara!
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Two, and often from the same person.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Because they're so white the can't dance.
A plain bagel.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
I am saury.
You add 24 carats!
The redditor never gets gold
Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs
He wanted to find Pluto !
