One is your mom the other one gets paid more.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
They make a Daily Prophet.
He was a little shoat.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
a lot of countries have been inside her.