Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
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Bawdy wash.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Bubble and squeak !
Water...
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Lou !
Your honor.
Your Honor.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
That's the worst book I ever read.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
He didn't want to be mainstream.
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
Nun.
