Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!