Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."