How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.