Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."