Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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At the infideli counter.

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What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.