Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi