Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird