29 Year Old Jokes

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

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What's better than 29 year olds?

20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount