18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

19 Jokes More 19 Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.