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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing they were busy teens.
A towel full of loads
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
A washing machine
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
You mootilate it.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A book has papers.
Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.
There's 19 of them
Hide their trainers.
because lions only understand .rars
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.