18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

19 Jokes More 19 Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.