Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Hercule Jokes More Hercule Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.