Digest Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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System Jokes More System Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue