How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!