How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!