To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
You'll never forget her name.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
Forget it once.
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Their trunks.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Elephants have good memory
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
No one knows.
the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
They might trip on the string.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
In his Taurus!
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
I'm game.
Make aedile.
Borris Kutchyakockoff
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Don't birthdays burn you up "
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*
