None. They prefer Natural Light.
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None, they only screw playoff games.
Count for yourself...
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?
Because, they're so darn stupid!
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
A: More guns.
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Wanna go swimming?
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
None, they prefer the dark.
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
Nein!
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Potatoe
Many hands make light work.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
None. PETA can't change anything.
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
A: Change?
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
none, PETA can't change anything.
Just Juan.
None. Punks never changed anything.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Bacon
A: Juan
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
None if nobody's looking.
One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
More than three, I still can't reach it.
None they can't change anything.
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
All of them.
Let's go fishing
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
30 because that's peasants work.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
No one knows they never keep the house!
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
BECAUSE!!
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
It doesn't matter.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
V.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
How many did it take last year
0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
One, but it takes 7 years.
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
removed
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Why does it have to be a group activity
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Refractions
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Because they have their own scales!
In instagrams
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Deport him
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
I mean cry me a river river right
He was snowed in
