A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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They could not do it, they are all autistic.
A brunch.
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb Trick question, they can't change anything.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Zero, its already lit
Lets go ride a bike!
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
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A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
To get to the other side!
Who says it's dark
I don't know, it's not my side work.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
FORE!
We may never know the truth.
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
A: Change it to what
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
Light bulbs
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.
You turn me on."
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
Two at most.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Me, and only me!
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
None. We pay a German to do it.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Who cares...
Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Two.
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Because they pack light.
Not all of them.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Look a squirrel!
November.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Let's go fishing
Wanna go ride bikes
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
There's really no sure way to know.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
To get to the other side
Because you remove them.
removed
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
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Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.
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Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
